if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
It hurts until it doesn’t. You think it’s going to break you, but it won’t. You may not sleep as well at night, but you will be fine. Numb, but numb and fine are the same.
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity
this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
Well you need them
And I am jealous
of your tattoos and how long
they will stay with you
after I go.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Exist with me. We’d do so beautifully.
Know that I loved you. Know that it was not enough.
How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
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