My name Alisar and I'm a 20 year old Egyptian who somehow ended up growing up in Iowa. I used to be really social and thrived on spending time with friends, but somehow I gradually realized that I like being on my own way better. So this is my life.

22nd September 2014

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plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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le-cafe-musain:

don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone

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21st September 2014

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dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

Source: dutchster

21st September 2014

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kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

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21st September 2014

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arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

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21st September 2014

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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21st September 2014

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katniss-everbeans:

Well, shit.

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21st September 2014

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heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

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21st September 2014

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oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

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21st September 2014

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Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
— Tyler Kent White  (via forlornes)

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21st September 2014

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fadingout-:

everyonetookthegood-urlss:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

Holy.

We are stardust

fadingout-:

everyonetookthegood-urlss:

quietcharms:

whoa! i totally did a double-take

Holy.

We are stardust

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21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from 18 , Supernatural lover, professional weirdo. ♥ with 461,505 notes

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

Source: megustamemes

12th September 2014

Quote reblogged from idk right now. with 20,209 notes

It’s okay to cry over him.
It’s even okay to forgive him.
But do not go back to him.
If he did not know how to love you the first time,
he won’t know how to do it the next

Source: 5000letters

11th September 2014

Post reblogged from Life's a bitch so learn to fuck it. with 658,061 notes

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game