when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
i love cam
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Treat people who make mistakes the way you would want Allah to deal with you when you make a mistake.
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
The man dreams of a perfect woman and the woman dreams of a perfect man and they don’t know that Allah created them to perfect one another
cant even handle this
Dog caught staring
Literally me when my crush looks at me
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THOYou know a post is going to be good when it starts out “sugar momma was a boss ass bitch”
do u ever look at someones url and just think “how did that come to be”
someone has to date me eventually right
current emotion: 20% battery
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.
when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody would accept her but i really just didnt know what bisexual meant
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